There are few things more powerful than a tiny, sexy love note, hidden away in a spot where your special someone will soon discover it…
It’s easy to concoct a sizzling little text message or risqué communiqué.
Check out the following tips and don’t wait for Valentine’s Day or a special anniversary – send it now and watch the sparks fly!
1. Make it short but hot.
There’s no reason to slave over a lengthy love essay. If you do this well, you don’t need page after page – a short, sexy, and to-the-point love bomb will be just as powerful.
To him: “The way you kiss me on the back of my neck makes me want to take all my clothes off…”
To her: “When you walk past my heart races. You are the sexiest woman I have ever known.”
2. Use sexy noises.
Put your groan of pleasure into your text message or love note. After all, sometimes he puts you beyond the reach of words, and she makes you speechless…
To him: “Mmm. When I see your muscles move under your shirt I have to lick my lips. You give me dirty thoughts…Should I tell you about them?”
To her: “Ahhh. There is nothing sweeter to me than the taste of your skin on my lips. When can I taste you again?”
3. Think outside the paper.
A dirty, flirty text message or a good old-fashioned love note is hard to beat. But what if you wrote “You were amazing last night” on that ultra-hot pair of underwear (the ones that made his eyeballs pop), then folded them neatly into a tiny box and tucked it into his messenger bag? Or you could wait until she’s in the shower and the mirror is all steamed up, then quickly write your sexy message there…
4. Describe your physical reaction.
Create a picture in your lover’s mind about what happens to you when you think of him or her…
To him: “I’m a little sore today, but I can’t wipe this silly, satisfied smile off my face…”
To her: “I loved watching you get out of the bath last night. The sight of your bare, shining skin has made me feel stiff and distracted all day at work today.”
5. Create a sexy invitation.
Anticipation is the secret sauce of romance. Create a spicy little invitation for some hot and heavy action, and deliver on your promises.
To him: “I’ve been quite naughty, and I’m wondering what you might do about it?”
To her: “After we get the kids in bed, meet me on the back deck for a sexy moonlight surprise…”
6. Add a tiny gift.
This part is incredibly easy (and works best for women): it can be a small bottle of scented massage oil, a gourmet chocolate, a wine glass, or even a flower from the garden. You can even send a text message hint about where to find your little love gift and the accompanying note.
7. Choose a good hiding place for your note.
The place you leave your note depends on how quickly you want your sweetheart to find it. Some of the best love notes might be discovered during an unusual time – say, while you’re away on a long trip, or during a romantic movie. If you have children at home, pick a place that will ensure only your intended will find it. Don’t worry, it’s not that hard to do. Take a look at the following ideas:
- Slip it under her plate at dinner.
- Tuck it into his glasses case.
- Put it on her pillow.
- Tape it to his toothbrush.
- Hide it in her lingerie drawer.
- Put it on his keyring.
- Leave it in a box of her favorite tea.
- Sneak it into a book he’s reading.
- Disguise it in the stack of bills or papers she’s working through.
- Put it on his dashboard.
- Tape it to the inside of her lampshade (so it will show up when she turns the lamp on).
- Thumbtack it to his memo board at work.
- Leave it for her tucked into a shell on her bedside table.
- Wedge it between the neck and the strings of his guitar.
Got more ideas? Add them below in the comments, you sexy thing, you.